Why I am never wrong

I thought I should let everyone know why I am never wrong. Also, for the ladies in the crowd, this may help you understand why your man, may also, never be wrong. Although this is different for all men, so some may not be as superior as I am.

Now, I am not saying I am always right, although usually given the context I understand, I was.

You see, the problems I have sometimes are as follows;

I may have mistaken the full context of the conversation.
I may not have been actively listening to the conversation.
I may not have taken all of the factors in to consideration.
You may not have given me all of the factors up front for me to make a good informed decision.
You may have had some of the smaller details wrong, which lead me down the wrong path.
You mistook what I said, or how I said it.
As a last resort, you may have been talking like Charlie Brown's teacher.

You see, I find that when people think I am wrong, I am not wrong, it was because of factors completely out of my control.